News flash, sasquatch: women don't like your hair sweater. While the idea of shaving your own overgrown back and shoulders might not be too appealing, neither is living the rest of your life alone. Enter the Mangroomer. This embarrassing and embarrassingly named product is designed to make your body hair removal as easy as possible. It's got a nice long handle, so you can just reach over your shoulder with it and take care of business quickly and easily. I assume you can take care of hair elsewhere with it, but I'll leave the experimentation up to you. Just think, keep yourself trimmed up for long enough and eventually you might be able to con some poor girl into shaving your back for you. Now that's love. The Mangroomer is available for $40 online now. — Adam Frucci

Mangroomer, via Ubergizmo