Here's something that we're hoping Apple will include on the true video iPod we're expecting them to announce later today: a breathalyzer that hooks up to your iPod for some reason. Oh, and it also doubles as an FM transmitter. Naturally. Just fold out the little straw and blow for five seconds to see if you're drunk enough to have an excuse to be listening to Journey or if you really just have lousy taste. It seems strange that a breathalyzer would double as an FM transmitter, as once you determine that you're too soused to drive you can stream your music to your car stereo. Wha? In any case, if you're drinking so often that you think a personal breathalyzer is a worthwhile investment, perhaps you should spend that money on a cab to get your drunken ass to AA. The iBreath doesn't have a release date or price yet. — Adam Frucci

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