If you'd like to add an air of high-tech danger to your desk without actually being that high-tech or dangerous, this Self Destruct Button USB hub will bestow the illusion of risk-taking quite nicely. It has all the keys, switches, and buttons you've come to expect from modern self-destruct buttons, adding the power of four USB ports for extra practicality. Because honestly, how often do you need to destroy your spaceship… er, computer? You might as well get some use out of the cool-looking box while it's just sitting there. Anyhow, I'm pretty sure this thing won't actually erase all of your data when activated — as far as I can tell, it just plays a "Kill! Kill! Kill!" audio file, which is pretty neat, too, I guess. Part of me wishes it actually would destroy your computer, just in case you hear the RIAA knocking down your door or something like that. Ah, well. The Self Destruct Button USB hub will be available on July 30th, but you can preorder it online now for $62 plus $25 shipping. — Adam Frucci

Self Destruct Button, via Akihabara News